F**k... That's crazy.

And a small leap from the monkey is the chimpanzee— just say “No!” Do a quick Google search on what chimps have been known to do to their owners. They will eat your nose, rip off your face, chew off your fingers and toes and remove your genitals. Now who wouldn’t want that! A regular party! What do you think? Can I sign you up?
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Randy Pulley
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F**k... That's crazy. Why would anyone still want to own a chimp with all these points you just listed??
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